I was unsatisfied with the way the default smilies on my blog were looking at me so I decided to glitch them 
Download them from here
These smilies were made using GlitchSVG and a bit of post-processing. To use them on your WordPress site just replace the ones located at /wp-includes/images/smilies/ with these ones 
Is there NOTHING you won’t glitch, Antonio
Monkeys.
Seriously though, I just don’t like clean things